Welcome, would-be escape artists, to Phase 2 and Beyond of Escape Attempts! In this realm, the rules are clear: if you're caught, you'll be subject to the whims of the Great and Powerful Wibbly, the Lord of the Realm. Don't say we didn't warn you.
The Penalty Arena: Where the Punishment Fits the Crime
Don't bother trying to escape; you'll never succeed. But do try to have fun with it!