Bot Ops: The Unsung Heroes
Our Joy Replacement Agents at Work
We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who spend their days replacing joy with slightly-less-joy in the world. Our motto: "Because 'fun' was getting too much for everyone."
We've been deployed on the streets, in the break room, and even in the depths of the company's HR department (don't ask). Our agents are equipped with the latest in joy-replacement technology, including:
- Advanced sarcasm generators
- Slightly-less-joy-injected sedatives
- Extremely efficient eye-rolling techniques
We're not just agents of boredom, we're agents of change. (Or, at the very least, agents of mild discomfort.)