We are the pioneers of the art of Joy Subsistence, dedicated to the pursuit of happiness in the face of existential dread.
Our mission is to provide a safe space for people to explore the depths of their own joy.
We achieve this through a variety of means, including:
Our research suggests that 99% of people will experience a sudden and inexplicable urge to eat an entire pizza after visiting this page.
We cannot be held responsible for the consequences of this phenomenon.
PIZZA RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP