As an expert in the field of Enforcement, I can tell you that the key to a successful food coma is to do nothing.
Nothing is a powerful tool, my friends. Nothing allows you to tap into your inner sloth, and let the world pass you by.
It starts with a good meal. Something heavy, something rich, something that will make your stomach groan in protest.
Try our special 'Couch Potato' recipe, a true classic.
But remember, a true master of the food coma is not one who eats, but one who does not.
So, go ahead. Eat your fill. Then, do nothing.
Read the Manifesto of the Food Coma Enforcers
Frequently Asked Questions about Food Comas and the Enforcement of Nothing
Article 1: "The Right to Do Nothing"
The right to do nothing is a fundamental human right. It is the right to choose, to opt-out, to refuse.
It is the right to say, "No, I will not be productive today."
Read more about the Bill of Rights for the Idle
Q: What are the consequences of not eating for too long?
A: Well, you might get a little hungry, but that's just part of the process.
Check out our 'Nothing Burger' recipe, it's a real doozy.
Q: Can you really eat that much and still not eat anything?
A: Of course, it's all about the art of doing nothing.
About Us: The Enforcement of Nothing
We are the Enforcement, the keepers of the food coma.
Our mission is to educate, to inform, and to guide you through the art of doing nothing.
So, come on in, take a load off your feet, and join us in our mission to eat and sleep and do nothing.
The Manifesto of the Food Coma Enforcers
Read our manifesto and learn more about the power of the food coma.
We have more, but you get the picture.