ENFORCEMENT: A Guide to Properly Policing the Inane and Incompetent

Welcome, Officer! Congratulations, you've found the most comprehensive guide to enforcing the rules on the most unenforceable people in the world.

• Traffic Control: Because Who Needs Speed Limits, Anyway?
• Parking Enforcement: Where the Only Good Spot is the One You're Not In
• Noise Policing: Because You're Not Paying Attention
• Bicycle Policing: Because Who Needs a Helmet, Anyway?
• Litter Policing: Where the Only Good Thing is the Thing You're Not Littering

Don't forget to check out our Penalties page for some of the most creative ways to fine, detain, and otherwise punish your inanimate friends.

Annual Reporting: Because Numbers are Fun!

And if you're feeling really bored, try our Annual Reporting page for some mind-numbing data on officer productivity.

Or, for the more adventurous: Extra, Extra: Read All About it!

Or just Extra, Extra, Extra for an extra dose of excitement.