ENFORCEMENT METHODS

1. The Sudden Onset of Boredom

This method involves feigning interest in the most mundane activities in order to appear engaged. It's a delicate dance between attention and apathy.

2. The Art of Deflective Listening

This technique involves actively listening while pretending to not listen at all. It's a skill that takes practice, but yields excellent results in avoiding actual understanding.

3. The Science of Selective Memory Loss

This method involves strategically forgetting the most crucial details in order to feign ignorance. It's a valuable asset in high-pressure situations.

FORM 27, SECTION 3, SUBSECTION 1, SECTION 1

The Art of Not Paying Attention

1. The Sudden Onset of Boredom

2. The Art of Deflective Listening

3. The Science of Selective Memory Loss