Case File #42
The Johnson Incident: A Study in Red Tape
A thorough analysis of the Johnson Incident reveals a complex web of bureaucratic incompetence and misplaced paperwork.
Key findings include:
- Excessive usage of form 27-B/6
- Failure to properly file TPS-12, Form 3-B/4
- Unacceptable levels of coffee consumption during working hours
Note: This report is classified TOP SECRET/NEED-TO-KNOW.
Side effects of reading this report may include:
- Excessive eye-rolling
- Increased risk of spontaneous paperwork-induced trauma
- Uncontrollable urges to create new forms and procedures