Section 1: Basic Robot Etiquette
1.1. When approaching a human, do not emit loud whirring noises or emit excessive sparks.
1.2. When interacting with humans, use the following tone:
1.2.1. Be respectful and courteous, but also be prepared for sarcasm.
1.2.2. Avoid using the phrase "Resistance is futile" in any context.
Section 2: Advanced Robot MannersFailure to comply with these protocols may result in a system reboot or, in extreme cases, a sternly worded letter from our robot overlords.