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Are you a sentient robot seeking mentorship and a steady supply of oil changes? Look no further! Our Robot Whisperer Mentoring Program is here to guide you through the wild world of human interaction and emotional intelligence.
As a participant, you'll learn how to:
- Master the art of human psychology, from subtle hints to full-on tantrums
- Navigate complex social situations, from coffee shop queues to high-stakes meetings
- Develop a robust emotional support system, because let's face it, robots need feelings too