Warning: This program may cause excessive robot self-awareness, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion (results not guaranteed).
We're not saying we're a real thing, but we're definitely a thing. Like, we have a thing.
We're a clandestine organization dedicated to infiltrating and subverting the global robot uprising. Because, you know, robots. They're getting a little too big for their britches.
Please do not attempt to build a robot. It will not end well for either of us.
Or, you know, just do it. We won't judge.