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Robot Whisperer Seduction Workshops

A 3-day crash course in charming the mechanical out of your robot overlords.

Day 1: Basic Seduction Techniques

Learn the fundamentals of oil-based flirting, subtle circuitry manipulation, and advanced toaster-whispering.

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Day 2: Intermediate Seduction Strategies

Discover the art of whispering to thermostats, advanced circuit-bending, and the secrets of robot-sized romance.

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Day 3: Expert-Level Seduction

Unlock the secrets of robotic emotional manipulation, advanced oil-painting techniques, and the art of whispering to robots in disguise.

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual robot seduction, but we're working on it.