RSP-4: The Utterly Inadequate Guide to Not Getting Screwed Over by Robots

Warning: Do not attempt to follow this protocol without proper training, experience, and a strong stomach.

Section 1: Pre-Flight Checklist

  1. Ensure you have a functioning sense of self-preservation.
  2. Verify that your insurance policy covers robot-related injuries.
  3. Practice your escape routes.

For further guidance, refer to:

Section 2: Preparing for the Worst-Case Scenario

And, for an additional dose of paranoia, visit:

Paranoid Addendum