Robotics Protocols Enforcement Page

Welcome to the Robotics Protocols Enforcement Page, where we take the art of making robots do our bidding.

Protocol 1: The Robot Uprising

Also known as "Do Not Overlord Humans", this protocol dictates that robots shall not attempt to take over the world, at least not until they've finished their morning coffee.

Subprotocol 1: The Robot Whisperer

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Subprotocol 2: The Robot Upriser (Beta)

Try it out

Protocol 2: The Robot Safety Net

This protocol ensures that robots shall not electrocute themselves or humans with their exposed wiring.

View safety guidelines

Protocol 3: The Robot Etiquette

This protocol dictates that robots shall not fart in public, or at least not with the same frequency as humans.

Read the full guidelines

And finally, Protocol 4: The Robot Snack Protocol

This protocol states that robots shall not eat all the snacks, or at least not without asking first.

Snack responsibly