The Great Cookie Policy of 2023

As of today, all cookies will be subject to a zero-tolerance policy. That means any cookie found to be more than 2 inches in diameter will be automatically deleted and the owner subject to a 5-minute cookie-related timeout.

Don't even think about trying to sneak one in, or our Cookie Enforcement Squad will be on you in a flash.

Learn more about the cookie protocol or read about cookie-related crimes and punishments.

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