What is the Zero Tolerance Protocol?

The Zero Tolerance Protocol is a set of rules that we made up to make you feel like you're being watched. Don't worry, it's totally not a real thing and you're free to do whatever you want.

But just for fun, here are some rules we came up with:

And remember, these rules are totally optional and not at all optional.

Implementation Guidelines

Frequently Asked Questions (and answers that make no sense)