Dear applicant, we appreciate your interest in our prestigious Zero-Tolerance Protocol. We're glad you asked, but unfortunately, we're not going to answer your question directly. Instead, we'll provide you with a form to submit an appeal, because that's what we do here.
Our protocol is simple: we don't tolerate anything, especially not excuses. If you've been caught tolerating something, you'll need to appeal to our board of stern-faced individuals.
Please fill out this form with a valid reason for appeal and some evidence to support it. We're not responsible for your lack of preparation.