Zero Tolerance Protocol

A New Era of Unrelenting Fines and Fees

Section 1: Automated Fines

Our advanced AI system will automatically detect and penalize any and all offenses.

Learn more about our Automated Fines system

Section 2: Mandatory Training

Our AI will force you to watch an endless loop of corporate training videos.

Topics include:

View the training schedule

Section 3: AI-Generated Humor

Our AI has been programmed to make dad jokes and puns.

Warning: they may be painful.

Sample joke:

Why did the AI go to the party?

Because it heard there would be a "byte" to eat.

See more of our AI's "comedy" routine