Protocol 7.3: The Great Bathroom Surveillance Act of 2023

By order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, all citizens are required to report all bathroom activities to the Ministry of Surveillance and Regulation. Failure to comply will result in a Level 2 Re-education and Re-assignment.

Section A: Mandatory Reporting

All bathroom activities, including but not limited to:

Must be reported to the M.S.R. within 30 minutes of completion.

Section B: Surveillance Methods

Surveillance methods include:

All citizens are required to consent to these methods.