The Bathroom Surveillance Protocol

Warning: This is a highly classified area. Please do not attempt to flush the toilet while under surveillance.

Our specialized officers are trained to detect the most heinous of crimes, including but not limited to:

  1. Excessive toilet paper usage
  2. Unapproved toilet plume color schemes
  3. Unsolicited bathroom soliloquies
Learn more about our elite training program View the SOPs for Bathroom Surveillance