Bathroom Surveillance Subpage 4: Where the Rubber Meets the Toilet

**Zero-Tolerance Protocol: A Guide to Not Being Caught**

Step 4: Install a hidden camera in your toilet, because, let's be real, someone has to monitor your every move.

Subpage 5: Advanced Toilet Tracking Techniques Subpage 3: Toilet Paper Monitoring: The Dark Arts

Warning: Prolonged surveillance may lead to:

Excessive flushing
Unnecessarily frequent toilet paper usage
Uncontrollable urges to sing "I Will Survive" in the shower

Disclaimer: This subpage is for informational purposes only. Do not attempt to use these tactics, or you will be caught and subject to severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Loss of freedom
Frequent bathroom checks
Mind control implants