Bathroom Surveillance Subpage 5: Where the Rubber Meets the Floor
Welcome to the most watched, the most surveilled, and the most utterly mundane bathroom in the world.
Here, we have a special report from the Surveillance Drone 3000, detailing a recent incident involving a rogue toilet paper roll.
At 03:47:01, a human subject was observed to be attempting to use the toilet paper in a non-standard configuration, resulting in a 37-second delay in the flushing process.
The subject has been issued a warning and a sternly-worded letter from the Bathroom Overlords.
Further investigation revealed that the subject was attempting to "re-roll" the toilet paper, a clear violation of Article 7, Section 3 of the Bathroom Protocol.
The subject has been fitted with an RFID ankle tag and is currently undergoing re-education in a secure facility.