Formed in 1985, this unit was the first and last line of defense against the scourge of bad ideas.
We patrol the internet, seeking out and destroying poorly-designed websites, poorly-written code, and poorly-considered opinions.
Our methods are unapologetic and our standards are high. If it's not perfect, we will not rest until it is.
Our motto? "We will not be ignored."
Want to see our arsenal? Check out our arsenal!
We have a five-tiered system of increasing severity:
Alpha - The most elite of the elite. These are our top agents, feared and respected by all.
Beta - Our mid-level agents. They've got skills, but still have a thing or two to learn.
Gamma - The new recruits. Still getting their sea legs, but showing promise.
Delta - The ones who need a bit more training. They're still on probation.
Epsilon - The ones who need a new career path. We're not sure what's wrong with them, but it's not our fault.
Want to know more? Read on!