Bubble Penalty Subpage 2: The Consequences

Warning: Tread carefully, for the Bubble Penalty is a serious matter.

Offenders will be subject to:

• Extraction by giant, genetically engineered, laser-guided bubble worms
• Reeducation through intense, high-pressure, bubble-filled waterboarding
• Forced listening to elevator music on repeat for 100 hours straight

Proceed to Subpage 3: The Bubble Reckoning

Or, if you'd rather not, you can return to Subpage 1: The Bubble Warning