Bubble Penalty Subpage 2: The Consequences
Warning: Tread carefully, for the Bubble Penalty is a serious matter.
Offenders will be subject to:
- Extraction by giant, genetically engineered, laser-guided bubble worms
- Reeducation through intense, high-pressure, bubble-filled waterboarding
- Forced listening to elevator music on repeat for 100 hours straight
Proceed to Subpage 3: The Bubble Reckoning
Or, if you'd rather not, you can return to Subpage 1: The Bubble Warning