Caffeine Control Method 2: The Aggressive Caffeination

Warning: Do not attempt this protocol unless you're a highly trained, hyper-caffeinated ninja.

This method involves injecting pure, unadulterated caffeine directly into the cerebral cortex via a custom-built, high-pressure syringe.

Method 3: The Caffeine Overload - For those who want to take it up another notch.

Method 1: The Caffeinated Cuddle - For the faint of heart.

Method 4: The Caffeine Overdrive - For those who want to blow the lid off.