Q: What is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?
The Zero-Tolerance Protocol is a comprehensive guide to being extremely annoying to everyone around you. It's not a guide, it's a mandate.
Q: What's the difference between this and, say, the Five-Tolerance Protocol?
There is no difference. This is just a rebranding effort by the same people who brought you the Three-Tolerance Protocol. Same rules, different logo.
Q: Can I opt out?
Opt-out? You think this is a participation trophy? This is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol. You're in.
Q: What happens if I break the rules?
Let's just say you'll be... re-educated. Don't test us.