Q: What is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?

The Zero-Tolerance Protocol is a comprehensive guide to being extremely annoying to everyone around you. It's not a guide, it's a mandate.

Q: What's the difference between this and, say, the Five-Tolerance Protocol?

There is no difference. This is just a rebranding effort by the same people who brought you the Three-Tolerance Protocol. Same rules, different logo.

Q: Can I opt out?

Opt-out? You think this is a participation trophy? This is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol. You're in.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

Let's just say you'll be... re-educated. Don't test us.