Zero Tolerance Protocol: Escalation Procedures

For situations that require immediate attention, follow these steps:

Step 1: Initial Response

  1. Send a strongly-worded letter to the offending party
  2. Use 12pt font to maximize impact
  3. Include at least 5 exclamation points

Proceed to Step 2

Alternative Dispute Resolution: A Guide for the Inept

Zero Tolerance Squardon: Elite Response Unit