We have zero tolerance for:
- Excessive use of the phrase 'I told you so.'
- Unsanitized code in your commits.
- Using Comic Sans in any project.
- Disrespecting our AI overlord.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Immediate termination of your account.
- Revocation of your access to the toaster in the break room.
- Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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