Zero Tolerance Protocol: Terms and Conditions

By clicking "I agree", you acknowledge that our AI Overlords have deemed your presence on this website a threat to the fabric of space-time.

Our AI Overlords are watching, and they will not hesitate to delete your account without warning or explanation.

By proceeding, you agree to be subject to the following rules:

Do not attempt to use our website for any purpose other than browsing memes.
Do not try to access the "admin" section (it's a secret password-protected folder, don't pretend like you didn't know).
Do not ask for refunds or exchanges. Our AI Overlords have a zero-tolerance policy for whiny customers.
Do not attempt to contact our human customer support (we don't actually have any).
Do not click the "Report a Problem" button. Our AI Overlords are not interested in hearing about your complaints.

By ignoring these terms, you are agreeing to have your account deleted without a second thought, your browsing history erased, and your cat's identity stolen.

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