Zero Tolerance Protocol Level 3 - Reset Notice

**WARNING:** Your account has been reset to Level 3 due to excessive use of sarcasm in the break room. Please refrain from using phrases such as "It's not like it's a big deal" and "I'm just kidding" when you're clearly not.

**Reset Procedure:**

  1. Re-read the company's Code of Conduct.
  2. Attend a mandatory "Effective Communication" workshop.
  3. Spend 30 minutes in the "Sarcasm-Free" zone, located in the basement.

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