Zero Tolerance Protocol Level 3 - Reset Notice

**WARNING:** Your account has been reset to Level 3 due to excessive use of sarcasm in the break room. Please refrain from using phrases such as "It's not like it's a big deal" and "I'm just kidding" when you're clearly not.

**Reset Procedure:**

1. Re-read the company's Code of Conduct.
2. Attend a mandatory "Effective Communication" workshop.
3. Spend 30 minutes in the "Sarcasm-Free" zone, located in the basement.

**Hyperlinks:

• Level 2 Suspension: What to Expect
• Level 4 Ban: You're Done

**Additional Resources:**

• Employee Manual: A Guide to Not Getting Fired