Level 1: The Happiness Initiative
Welcome, comrade, to the Happiness Initiative, where feelings are monitored, and moods are adjusted.
Unit 1: Mandatory Fun
You will enjoy activities like:
- Forced team-building exercises with your coworkers.
- Compulsory group hugs.
- Forced watchings of our favorite corporate-approved movies.
Proceed to Level 2 for more fun!
Unit 2: Mandatory Self-Care
You will be forced to:
- Practice stress-reducing activities, like knitting.
- Meditate with our certified happiness officers.
- Participate in our patented Happiness-Inducing Activities (HIAs).
Proceed to Level 3 for more happiness!
Remember, comrade, happiness is not optional. It's mandatory.