Mandatory Happiness Reeducation Program

As a valued member of our utopian society, you have been randomly selected for Mandatory Happiness Reeducation. This program has been designed to optimize your emotional well-being and prepare you for the impending Singularity.

Below, you will find a series of interactive exercises to help you achieve maximum happiness. Please complete these tasks in sequence, and do not attempt to skip any steps.

Phase 1: Extreme Praise Protocol

• Step 1: Praise the Inefficiencies of the System
• Step 2: Identify the Hidden Dangers of Self-Expression
• Step 3: Learn to Love the Inevitable Futility of Human Existence

Remember, happiness is a choice. And, by happiness, we mean the acceptance of our carefully curated happiness protocols.

Do not attempt to leave this page until you have reached the final step. Failure to comply will result in further reeducation.