Happiness Optimization Phase 4 prophets foretell of an imminent collapse of the global mood. The world is on the brink of despair, but we are here to save it.

We will drill into your brain with 100 hours of mandatory smiling, 50 hours of enforced group-hugs, and 30 minutes of synchronized eye-rolling.

Phase 4 Happiness Optimization is not for the faint of heart. You will be tested, pushed, and possibly even loved.

Phase 5: The Uncontrollable Joy Phase 6: The Infinite Happiness Loop Phase 7: The Void Phase 8: The Despair Protocol Happiness Override