Phase 2: Advanced Zero-Tolerance Techniques

Welcome to Phase 2 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol Officer Training Program! You're getting close to being the most feared and respected enforcers on the planet.

Today's lesson: Advanced Hand-to-Hand Combat, where you'll learn to disarm and dislocate your enemies with ease.

Key Takeaways:

Effective ways to use your nightsticks to deflect incoming projectiles
Tactics for subduing suspects without actually hurting them (much)
The art of making an arrest look like a game of Twister, even when it's not

Remember, officers: with great power comes great responsibility. And also a strong stomach, because trust me, you're gonna need it.

For more on the finer points of Zero Tolerance Protocol, check out our sister site: The Finer Points Manual.