Zero-Tolerance Protocol: Finer Points Manual

Section 1: The Art of Being Extremely Specific

Step 1: Identify the precise shade of blue you want to use. We recommend Pantone 278C.

Section 2: The Science of Over-Engineering

We take a 10-point scale and turn it into a 20-point scale because... why not?

Section 3: The Joy of Redundancy

Repeat, repeat, REPEAT. It's a proven fact that repeating the same sentence 17 times makes it true.

Section 4: The Art of Making Things Complicated

Take a simple concept and turn it into a 17-step process because simplicity is overrated.

Continue to Section 5