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Zero-Tolerance Protocol Officer Training Program

Phase 3: Theoretical Exercises

This is the most intense part of the program. You'll learn the art of being extremely, extremely annoyed.

Objective: Develop a deep understanding of the importance of being right.

Duration: 8 hours of non-stop, caffeine-fueled lecturing.

Prerequisites: None, but a strong stomach and a willingness to sacrifice your social life.