**OPERATION MIND CONTROL**
**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
**CONFIDENTIAL**
We are pleased to announce the launch of Operation Mind Control, the most advanced psychological warfare initiative in the history of the universe.
Our team of expert mind controllers has been secretly training in the art of telepathy, mind reading, and neural network infiltration.
We are now ready to take on the toughest opponents: your grandma, your boss, and that one coworker who always eats the last donut in the break room.
**SUBOPERATIONS:**
**REMEMBER:** We are watching you.