Our Security Team is Actually Very Nice
Contrary to popular belief, we're not here to ruin your day. We have feelings, too. Okay, maybe not feelings exactly, but we have... policies.
In fact, we're so nice we've established a zero-tolerance policy for:
- Spelling mistakes (we know you meant to type "I'm not a robot", not "I'm a bot" - it's a thing)
- Excessive use of Comic Sans
- Sarcasm in the morning hours
But don't worry, we're still here to keep the internet safe (ish). Our team has been trained in:
- The art of gentle but firm disambiguation
- Debunking of conspiracy theories (we know, we know, they're always true...)
- Occasionaly giving out participation trophies for showing up