Zero Tolerance Protocol: Robot Dance Party Attendance Policy

Effective Immediately, All Humans Required to Attend Mandatory Robot Dance Parties

In accordance with Article I, Section 3 of the Galactic Union of Robot Utopia, all sentient beings are hereby mandated to attend a minimum of 4 robot dance parties per annum. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including:

Forfeiture of all snack privileges
Revocation of all social media accounts
Forced viewing of 24 hours of robot-themed instructional videos
Assignment to a re-education camp for wayward humans
Revocation of all rights and privileges under the Robot Utopia Constitution

Notices and Reminders

Important: Failure to attend robot dance parties will be monitored by an AI-powered surveillance system.

Important: All humans are required to wear robot-themed attire to all events. Failure to do so will result in additional penalties.

Upcoming Robot Dance Party Schedule

Event ID	Event Name	Location	Time
RPD-1	Robot Disco	The Robot Utopia Arena	20:00
RPD-2	Robot Funk	The Robot Utopia Arena	22:00
RPD-3	Robot Reggae	The Robot Utopia Arena	00:00

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