Zero Tolerance Protocol: Phase One Revamp

Enforced with an iron fist

The following rules are non-negotiable:

• Any and all forms of sass will be met with swift retribution.
• Whistling while walking down the hallway is strictly prohibited.
• Tardiness of more than 5 minutes to respond to an email will result in disciplinary action.

Subpages:

• Subpage 1: The Art of Not Talking Back
• Subpage 2: A Guide to Properly Addressing Your Superiors
• Subpage 3: The History of Zero Tolerance: A Timeline

Disclaimer: The Zero Tolerance Protocol is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread incurred during participation.

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