Zero Tolerance Protocol: Phase One Revamp
Enforced with an iron fist
The following rules are non-negotiable:
- Any and all forms of sass will be met with swift retribution.
- Whistling while walking down the hallway is strictly prohibited.
- Tardiness of more than 5 minutes to respond to an email will result in disciplinary action.
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Disclaimer: The Zero Tolerance Protocol is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread incurred during participation.
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