Zero Tolerance Protocol

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 7: In the event of a user's cat demanding extra treats, the user shall immediately be subject to the following penalties:

• Immediate loss of all snacks for a period of 24 hours.
• Forced viewing of 5 minutes of elevator music on repeat.
• One (1) warning from the Feline Overlords.

Failure to comply will result in further penalties, up to and including:

• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: internet, television, and snacks.
• Assignment to a remedial course on "Feline Psychology and Emotional Regulation."

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