The Sadness Simulator

Simulation Example 1 of 10,000,000 initiated. You will experience a moderate to extreme level of sadness.

Caution: This simulation may cause emotional distress, existential dread, or spontaneous weeping. Proceed with caution.

Simulation Parameters:

• Increase Sadness Level by 10%: This will add a dash of hopelessness to your simulated existence.
• Customize your Sadness to suit your preferences: Choose from a variety of despair-filled scenarios.