SIMULATION 2: THE SADNESS CONTINUUM

Warning: this simulation has been certified by the International Association of Sadness Researchers as having reached a maximum level of existential dread.

Simulation Progress:

Phase 1: The Unfulfilled Expectations Protocol

  1. Failed to get a decent cup of coffee this morning.
  2. The in-laws are visiting for an extended stay.
  3. Your favorite show got cancelled.

Current Mood: MILDLY DISCOURAGED

Simulation Statistics:

Simulated Sadsack Units (SSU) Accumulated: 1000

Avg. Disappointment per Session: 4.2

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