You are trapped in an infinite loop of despair. Every decision you make leads to more suffering.
Your only hope for escape is to click on the 'Next' button and suffer through the abyss of existence.
Proceed to Example 4 »Disclaimer: The Department of Unlikely Probabilities is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by this simulation.
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