Simulation 4: The Unrelenting Descent into Madness

Welcome, test subject, to Simulation 4: The Unrelenting Descent into Madness.

In this simulation, you will be subjected to an ever-increasing barrage of absurd and illogical challenges, designed to break your mind.

Your goal is to survive as long as possible, but be warned: the line between reality and madness is thin, and you may never escape.

For your convenience, we have provided the following links to other simulations:

• Simulation 5: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy
• Simulation 6: The Siren Song of Red Tape
• Simulation 7: The Maze of Unending Meetings

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

The Great Escape

But be warned: there is no escape.