As per the Zero-Tolerance Protocol, subsection 3 has been established to deal with the most... let's say, "creative" employees.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, bureaucrats will guide you through the labyrinthine process of paperwork, forms, and pointless meetings.
For more information on the protocol's intricacies, please visit:
Section 4: The Bureaucratic Loop
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: