Section 6: Zero-Tolerance Protocol
Because We Don't Care About Your Feelings
Warning: This section is for those who can handle the truth. If you're easily offended, please go back.
We've had enough of your whining, complacency, and excuses. Our Zero-Tolerance Protocol is in full effect. Any display of weakness or vulnerability will result in immediate termination of your contract.
Don't even think about asking for a raise or vacation time. You're lucky we let you breathe in our atmosphere. Click here to see the contract you signed and here for the list of acceptable behaviors.
Repeat: We don't care about your feelings. We only care about results. And if you can't handle that, then you're not worthy of our legendary coffee machine.