Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Omelette Protocol, where the breakfast of champions is not just a plate of eggs, but a plate of eggs with a side of ANARCHY!
Here's the deal: no fancy-pants omelette for you. We're talking thick, black borders, harsh drop shadows, and a side of disdain for the weak.
You'll need to prove yourself worthy of this most esteemed omelette. We'll be watching you. And we won't be having any of your "I'm just a sleepy, hangry mess" excuses. You're on probation, friend. Strictly enforced, zero-tolerance omelette.
But don't worry, we'll be here to guide you through the process, with a stern hand and a firm whisper in your ear: "Don't. Even. Think. About. The. Cheese.
So, you ready to take the leap and join the Zero Tolerance Omelette Protocol? Apply now.