Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol Enforcement Page, where the rules are clear: DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Here's a breakdown of what that means:
- Don't even think about jaywalking.
- Don't even think about littering.
- Don't even think about eating the last donut.
- Don't even think about wearing plaid with polka dots.
Any infraction will result in immediate disciplinary action, including but not limited to:
- Verbal warnings.
- Written warnings.
- Revocation of privileges.
- Public shaming.
We're watching you. Caught on camera?