Zero Tolerance Protocol Enforcement Page

Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol Enforcement Page, where the rules are clear: DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Here's a breakdown of what that means:

• Don't even think about jaywalking.
• Don't even think about littering.
• Don't even think about eating the last donut.
• Don't even think about wearing plaid with polka dots.

Any infraction will result in immediate disciplinary action, including but not limited to:

• Verbal warnings.
• Written warnings.
• Revocation of privileges.
• Public shaming.

We're watching you. Caught on camera?