The Zero Tolerance Protocol

Technical Specifications

The Zero Tolerance Protocol is a system of absolute, unyielding, and occasionally absurd rules designed to optimize efficiency and productivity in all facets of modern life. Below are the technical specifications for implementing this groundbreaking protocol.

Article I: Mandatory Daily Routine

• Wake up at precisely 05:00 AM.
• Consume 500ml of pure, unadulterated coffee.
• Perform 30 minutes of intense, sweat-inducing exercise.

Article II: Interpersonal Conduct

• Address all superiors with a firm, unyielding "Sir/Ma'am."
• Refuse to acknowledge the existence of weekends or holidays.
• Never, ever, under any circumstances, use the word "relax."

By implementing these technical specifications, you will become an unstoppable force for productivity and efficiency. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: reeducation, retraining, and/or rebranding.