Week 10 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol

A Report from the Ministry of Unæk

We are pleased to report that 37.5% of all citizens have been successfully brainwashed.

Key statistics for the week:

98.2% of all citizens now think pineapple is the best pizza topping.
92.1% of all citizens have been seen wearing a "I'd rather be at home" t-shirt.
75.6% of all citizens have been forced to watch an 8-hour marathon of elevator music.

Notable events this week:

On Monday, 12 citizens were caught whispering "I'd rather be at home" in unison.
On Tuesday, 7 citizens were forced to watch a 3-hour lecture on the importance of beige paint.
On Wednesday, 15 citizens were issued warnings for wearing socks with holes in them.

We look forward to next week's progress!

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Stay vigilant, citizens!